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I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
Especially when we were given so many of them!
- passed on
- no more
- ceased to be
- expired
- gone to meet his maker
- stiff
- bereft of life
- rests in peace
- pushing up daisies
- his metabolic processes are now history
- off the twig
- kicked the bucket
- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil
- run down the curtain
- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible
- this is an EX-PARROT
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Which is your favorite?
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